There once was a man from Bankok
who kept an eye on his grandfather clock.
His clock stopped resetting,
he was late for his wedding,
and his son was born out of wedlock.
My clock is a clock of precision.
My clock is my body's mechanism.
I'm always on time,
not just sometime.
Avoiding lateness is my primary mission.
Two urinaries following my sleep
I shall meet Miss Little Bo Peep.
I musn't be late,
it's our very first date
and I don't want to seem like a creep.